Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Phyllis Diller
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  5. If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about. - Sharon Delarose

More Quotes By Phyllis Diller
  1. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

  2. Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

  3. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

  4. Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card

  5. Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

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